The long war with Eurasia drags on, and your dangerous doublethink is starting to pique the interest of those of us that know best for you. Of course, you have nothing to hide. Have you. The watchers are watching - and they're getting better at it. You need tools. Let's go over them, as well as the current best practices to use them effectively. Let's also have a bit of snarky fun.
WARNING: Course may include Adult Situations and Language, Mild Violence, Nudity, Firearms, Burning buildings, and Colonel Sanders. Viewer discretion is advised.